You know who you are, Christina Aguilera.
When people sing like they're trying to fly, it really gets to me.
They're holding the mic in their left hand, and their right hand is shaking and lifting up and down, up and down like a crazy fast arm-elevator.
Just stop.
Let your lyrics convey emotion. Not your hand.
Or your eyebrows.
Why must people raise and furrow their eyebrows while they sing? They look ridiculous, because the mic covers their nose and mouth, and all you see are eyes and happy-sad-happy-sad eyebrows peeking over the mic.
I'm talking to you, everyone on The Sing Off.
Just sing the song. Dance if you must. But please don't try to look emotional while doing it.
It looks forced on your face.
If you want to be a dramatic singer, please go to Broadway.
Then I'll only have a problem if you're not being dramatic.
And keep flailing that hand around, and you might just knock someone out.
They make the same face as girls when I tell them I'm going to take a dump on their chest.
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