Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Jean Skirts

I am a firm believer that unless you're between the ages of 1 and 17, you should
not wear jean skirts.

Don't get me wrong. I used to wear them.

In high school, I had this one that was dark denim with stars on it that I wore with half-tights and Converse that I thought was just the coolest thing ever.
But I was in high school, so that was okay.

I see women wearing jean skirts, and they're in their twenties
or thirties or sometimes even forties, and I just think they look tacky.

I can't really explain why.

Maybe it's because denim looks so very '90s unless it's in the form of jeans.


Maybe it's because sometimes they're super short and have ruffles or fringe coming out the bottom.


Or because sometim
es they're floor-length or pencil style.

Or because sometimes women decide to pair them with a matching jean jacket.


But I think the main reason I hate jean skirts is because they're made for high school girls and toddlers.
It all comes back around to that.

They aren't fashionable at all, they're very, very hot, and they don't move very well.

And to tell you the truth, they look a little bit trashy. No one ever looked classy in a jean skirt.






Now that's classy.